5 Ways to Not Look Like a Moron in Edinburgh

Jun 26, 2012    /    stories & photos

Construction in EdinburghEdinburgh construction (probably having something to do with, ugh, the trams).

While I’m in Edinburgh, it is my goal to live like a local.

You probably already know that having a dog with me has made me feel like a local. Working a pretty regular schedule also goes a long way to making me feel settled. And staying put in Edinburgh for a whole month, rather than traveling every single weekend, also helps. But those are not quite enough. To truly look and feel like a local, you have to know a thing or two about the local norms, the issues of the day, what’s considered usual and what’s not. And, I have been pretty much failing miserably at those things.

That’s why I made a list. Because, if you, like me, want to walk the local walk and talk the local talk in Edinburgh, you can learn from my mishaps. Here are a few things you should know:

1. Look right, not left. Well, this one is more of a survival technique than anything else. If you look left and then cross the street, you’ll probably be hit by a double decker bus, which would be a less-than-delightful end to your Scottish adventures. So, look right, friends. Or at least send me a note about your narrow escapes.

2. If you can’t turn on the stove, look for a light switch. That’s right: if you want to turn on a stove, you probably have to flip a switch (sometimes labeled “cooker”), which opens the electrical socket (or something). To get this tip for you, I spent an hour standing in the kitchen feeling baffled and contemplating whether there were other ways to boil pasta. You’re welcome.

3. Don’t ever confess to washing your clothes in cold water. There are at least two Scottish people who think I’m an unwashed hippie because of this.

4. Bring your own tupperware. Apparently, some of the restaurants in Scotland do not have containers for you to take your leftovers home after the meal. So, either eat the whole thing or bring some baggies and tuck your leftovers in your bag. I got some really weird looks when I asked for the rest of my hummus boxed up. And then a friend told me to take a container with me when I tried the Indian restaurant down the road, as they have big portions. A strange (and yet interesting) idea.

5. Roll your eyes and exclaim “Ugh, the trams” a lot. So, for the past ten years or so, Edinburgh has been attempting to install trams. Apparently, the government tears up the streets, moves around a bunch of piping and then decides that isn’t the right spot or they don’t need the trams that far down or something and fills the whole thing in again. It’s costing tons of money and has yet to yield much by way of positive results. Plus, it means there is ugly, sad construction all over the place. And the Edinburghians want their beautiful city back, damn it! So, if you want to look like you’re in the know, bring up the trams. You don’t even have to say much…the topic will whip your local friends into a frenzy. And, since it’s already taken 10 years and made little to no headway, the good news is that this will be relevant advice for many years to come.

So, there you have it. Go forth. Edinburgh it up like a local.

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15 Comments
  • Suzy
    July 22, 2012

    I did a similar thing with the shower in Ireland as you did with the stove. Apparently you have to pull a random string to get hot water. Oh the quirks of becoming a local!

  • gigigriffis
    July 24, 2012

    Totally! I have spent countless hours in other countries scratching my head and trying to figure out simple systems…some of which turn out to be not quite as simple as I anticipated and others that make me look like a crazy person for not figuring them out.

  • Tom Sweeney
    July 24, 2012

    Your observations are great fun!

  • Audrey | That Backpacker
    July 28, 2012

    Ooo, I like the idea of bringing your own tupperware! Though if I did that in Korea, I would get some strange looks. No one ever asks to take their leftovers home. It’s just unheard of.

  • gigigriffis
    July 28, 2012

    @Tom – Thanks!

    @Audrey – Me too! I only wish I’d known about it before I asked to take home my leftovers. The poor, baffled waiter…

  • Dalene
    August 12, 2012

    This is hilarious! I can’t tell you how many times I almost got hit trying to cross the street in Ireland. You would think I would have learned that quickly…

  • gigigriffis
    August 12, 2012

    @Dalene, yeah, I think I’m lucky I made it out alive.

  • Lizzie
    December 11, 2012

    I’ve only just discovered your blog through Candice Walsh but I love it! And I particularly love this post, as I moved to Edinburgh in May and it is very true!!! Especially the bloody stove. I was convinced my Spanish flatmate had broken the damn thing.

    • Gigi Griffis
      December 11, 2012

      Thanks! Yeah, the stove thing was a particular low point.

  • Rob
    February 9, 2013

    Watch out for outlets – who would ever think it makes sense to put an on/off switch on every outlet? And in New Zealand the light switches work the wrong way.

    An odd place this world where things don’t work as expected….

    • gigigriffis
      February 9, 2013

      True story!

      Good to know about New Zealand. It’s pretty high up on my list of dream spots to visit, so thanks for the tip.

  • Louise
    February 16, 2013

    As a native Edinburger I think you’ve got it spot on! Not jumping when the one o’clock gun goes off is another biggie.

    • gigigriffis
      February 16, 2013

      Excellent point!

  • Michelle
    September 1, 2013

    Just discovered your blog while wondering why we couldn’t take home our leftovers from the World’s End. Love the Tupperware suggestion!!

    • gigigriffis
      September 2, 2013

      Welcome and thanks!

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