Edinburgh construction (probably having something to do with, ugh, the trams).
While I’m in Edinburgh, it is my goal to live like a local.
You probably already know that having a dog with me has made me feel like a local. Working a pretty regular schedule also goes a long way to making me feel settled. And staying put in Edinburgh for a whole month, rather than traveling every single weekend, also helps. But those are not quite enough. To truly look and feel like a local, you have to know a thing or two about the local norms, the issues of the day, what’s considered usual and what’s not. And, I have been pretty much failing miserably at those things.
That’s why I made a list. Because, if you, like me, want to walk the local walk and talk the local talk in Edinburgh, you can learn from my mishaps. Here are a few things you should know:
1. Look right, not left. Well, this one is more of a survival technique than anything else. If you look left and then cross the street, you’ll probably be hit by a double decker bus, which would be a less-than-delightful end to your Scottish adventures. So, look right, friends. Or at least send me a note about your narrow escapes.
2. If you can’t turn on the stove, look for a light switch. That’s right: if you want to turn on a stove, you probably have to flip a switch (sometimes labeled “cooker”), which opens the electrical socket (or something). To get this tip for you, I spent an hour standing in the kitchen feeling baffled and contemplating whether there were other ways to boil pasta. You’re welcome.
3. Don’t ever confess to washing your clothes in cold water. There are at least two Scottish people who think I’m an unwashed hippie because of this.
4. Bring your own tupperware. Apparently, some of the restaurants in Scotland do not have containers for you to take your leftovers home after the meal. So, either eat the whole thing or bring some baggies and tuck your leftovers in your bag. I got some really weird looks when I asked for the rest of my hummus boxed up. And then a friend told me to take a container with me when I tried the Indian restaurant down the road, as they have big portions. A strange (and yet interesting) idea.
5. Roll your eyes and exclaim “Ugh, the trams” a lot. So, for the past ten years or so, Edinburgh has been attempting to install trams. Apparently, the government tears up the streets, moves around a bunch of piping and then decides that isn’t the right spot or they don’t need the trams that far down or something and fills the whole thing in again. It’s costing tons of money and has yet to yield much by way of positive results. Plus, it means there is ugly, sad construction all over the place. And the Edinburghians want their beautiful city back, damn it! So, if you want to look like you’re in the know, bring up the trams. You don’t even have to say much…the topic will whip your local friends into a frenzy. And, since it’s already taken 10 years and made little to no headway, the good news is that this will be relevant advice for many years to come.
So, there you have it. Go forth. Edinburgh it up like a local.