.One. You’ll be glad to know that our hippie friend was not chopped to pieces by a mysterious Belizean truck driver. Instead, he was picked up by a gay man with golden front teeth, which is, by the way, not an attractive fashion choice. Said golden-toothed stranger bought our friend some beers and then invited [...]
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.One. I am glad I came to Belize, yes. However, there are a few drawbacks. The main one being the large amounts of garbage washed up on the so-called pristine beaches. There are diapers on the beach, people. Diapers. .Two. On my first night here, I met two men staying at the adventure center/hostel place. [...]
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Dear Random Australian Man, I’m flattered you asked, but, no, I do not feel like taking my pants off. Please stop smoking and put something over those speedos. Cheers. Love, Gigi
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Dear Belizean cockroach, Why do you want to live in my bag? There is nothing in there for you. The only thing even sort of like garbage is dirty socks and you really don’t want those, do you? Love, Gigi
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.One. Before my flight from Denver, I was sitting at the airport next to a rather sizable family with sticky-faced children and half-empty TCBY containers when the father opened up one of their bags and I noticed that it was full of Harry Potter books. I want to be friends with this family. .Two. Men [...]
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My darling readers, Today I am feeling restless. Next month is fairly wide open for me. And, so, I am looking at February and thinking about travel. So…I’m asking for your suggestions. The places that came to mind immediately are: Belize Pros: I’ve been curious about Belize for a while, it’s not a far flight, [...]
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