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Sep-3-2010

Tips for Not Being Ridiculous

Posted by gigigriffis under oops

Dear everyone,

Please price your rental appropriately. Below are some tips that will help:

1. If you do not have a kitchen in your rental, you MAY NOT charge $800. More appropriate charge: $6.00.

2. If there are giant holes in the wall (the size of rats), you MAY NOT charge $600. More appropriate charge: free.

3. If your house has 63 people living in it and sacks of flour in the living room, you MAY NOT charge $400. Appropriate charge: $10.

If your place is falling apart, I don’t care if it is across the street from a million dollar home, you MAY NOT overcharge people. Be reasonable, guys. Your place is worse than the $500 places in Glendale…come on.

Love,

Gigi

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