Earlier this month, I wrote an entry about a man named What the Hell who missed his own birthday party, which a bar in Cherry Creek had specifically opened its doors for. Said bar (and bartender) made almost nothing and a very select few people who showed up were not thrilled with the situation (aka. Brief Roommate just might have done her business in his bed. We’ll never know).
So, What the Hell. First, let me tell you a few things about this man:
1. Clearly, he does not respect the sanctity of birthdays. Also, the sanctity of other people’s time.
2. He is a marketer. And by that, I mean that he spouts a lot of bullshit and turns up the charisma and people hire him to do mysterious online marketing things, despite his lack of any real experience and despite the obvious bullshit.
Case in point: today, while I was perusing LinkedIn for new updates and information, I notice that What the Hell has updated his profile, which now reads “Another great presentation by [insert What the Hell's company name here] on social media…!” and went on to invite people to attend.
Now, maybe this doesn’t annoy you the way it annoys me, but hearing someone call their own speech “great” (and before it happens) feels a lot like getting an online dating email that reads “I’m smart, funny and awesome.” Sure you are.
Dear What the Hell,
Stop that.
Love,
Gigi
While I am of course exceedingly familiar with your reference to the type of business I may or may not have been doing in What the Hell’s bed, I feel that, given the numerous other types of X-rated business carried out in said bed on a very frequent basis, I should probably add a disclaimer that I definitely did NOT, under ANY circumstances engage in THAT type of business in or around What the Hell’s bed. EVER.
Ha-ha-ha. Gross.
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