Dear Men of OK Cupid,
It is not acceptable to lead into your profile with any of the following:
A) A joke about semen.
B) A joke about dead babies.
C) Any useless acronyms (if you really find yourself so funny that you are LOLing at your first sentence, please go punch yourself in the face).
D) Any combination of the above three.
Thank you,
A Very Annoyed Gigi Who Wishes She Had Not Wasted Her Time Reading Even the First Sentence of Your Profile And Also Wants You To Know That It Is Shocking You Don’t Already Have a Girlfriend. Just Shocking.
I’m happy to report that I, personally, have never participated in online dating and thus have met only men of the highest caliber who always treat me well and never buy me atrocious birthday presents.
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