but we have been friends for many years. We both like to go out and
have a good time. We both have motorcycles and we like taking them out
for long rides or just going out to get a beer and play pool.
devorced with 2 kids, likes to go running, snowboarding, allround nice
guy.
am the sarcastic smart ass one. I love laughing and having a good
time. I have been told that I am a good listner and a good friend. I
like to explore and learn new things all the time. I like having
discussions about history and religion with my friends. On the flip
side of the coin I like hanging out playing pool having a mindless
conversation about the weather. I am multi-layered in good way. I am
a mechanic and I like fixing all types of things. I would rather be
open and honest than keep things bottled up inside. I know that my
descrition was a little longer but its easyer to write about myself
then my friend.
PHOTO OF BIKER HERE…
Dear Hell’s Angels,
I have taken the time to underline grammar and spelling errors above. Please note that we do not accept applicants with lower than a fifth grade spelling and grammar level. And also please note that I would not like for any of your friends to kill me in my sleep.
Love, gg &e
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Hey what up u I would love to get to know u and have some fun my name
is oscar I’m 511 190lbs 23 yo Latino I like to work hard and have nice
things I ride motorcycles I’m down for whatever and I’m one of the
guy who won’t ever let u down so if u like what u see hit me up I have
better pictures if u intrested.
Dear Bachelor Number three:
We love that you could fit all of that information into one un-punctuated sentence and are also impressed that you have better pictures, as you did not send any in the first place. I should hope they’re better than nothing. Please note that you should not reply to personals ads as though you were text messaging a fourteen year old girl. Also, please note, reading ads doesn’t hurt as much as you think.
-gg&e
To be fair, he claimed to be be a good listner, not a good writner. And hey, at least he read the ad (contributes to his listning claim).
But seriously, if I had known you were into guys with motorcycles, I totally would have hooked you up with Alexei. He went to MD the other weekend to avoid registering his in NY for some reason.
This one is my favorite of all the stories.
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