The next ad I posted was this one:
Shallow F, 25, WLTM man with rippling pectorals,
dark features, scruffy face, cute smile, nice eyes.
Conversational skills optional. Email above, send picture,
don’t be a smoker.
It resulted, somewhat predictably, in a number of scary propositions, a penis picture and one very unhappy man’s fuck you. Less predictably, it also resulted in a marriage proposal. And two of the men who responded are EXACTLY what the ad asked for. All I can think is holy crap–is that all we have to do? Specify in the looks department and call ourselves shallow? This makes the fuck you totally worth it.
This ad also, as it happens, got flagged. For those of you who don’t know: that’s when people on CL say that your ad is inappropriate and should not be posted. Clearly it’s because of all the mentions in those three lines of my tuckus and libido.
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