“WWHM assumes men like Eric continue to subscribe to the mythical and baseless stereotype of the sexless single woman sitting alone in her apartment, intravenously injecting endless quarts of frownberry ice cream amidst an undulating sea of gassy housecats. “Why can’t I find a potential father possessing both intelligency and impregnantism” she might scream, simultaneously hurling her new unabridged dictionary into the litter box. It’s a common misconception Eric, and WWHM hereby warns you that “spreading your seed” will never be this easy. In your case, imagine yourself spreading frozen butter on room-temperature toast.”
Read On. No, Seriously, READ ON.
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