Inappropriate advances, epic mishaps, and other stuff that makes me roll my eyes.
Ready to party? Because that guy peeing on your shoe totally is.
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Win a FREE copy of And, Also, My Palms Are Sweaty. Just tell me about your worst date!
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In which I am the epitome of beauty and grace on the back of a mechanical bull.
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Yeah. So that happened.
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The secret of attractiveness. Also, free palm readings.
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I wrote a thing about the apocalypse (and am probably going to hell, just so everyone knows).
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If you, like me, want to walk the local walk and talk the local talk in Edinburgh, you can learn from my mishaps
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Buy the book. Take a photo. Send it over. Everyone wins.
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With the BOOK having just come out and all, you’re probably spending a lot of your time thinking about online dating. And, despite the fact that my online dates were mostly disasters, you may be starting to warm to the idea. I mean, online dating isn’t all bad grammar and penis pictures (okay, so a [...]
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Seriously, the book is officially out.
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