Category Archives: isms

  • My Magic Secrets

    Posted on February 13, 2011 by in isms

    Gigi: I love when they tell us to write about information and images that don’t exist anywhere Guiding Ray of Sun: if there’s no image, a description will hardly make up for it…especially if the person writing it has never seen an image or description Gigi: I just make them up. Guiding Ray of Sun: [...]

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  • Put the Surprise in Surprise Party

    Posted on February 3, 2011 by in isms

    Guiding Ray of Sun: More fun from Manitou: Let us help you put the surprise in your next surprise party Birthday party Going away party Anniversary party Divorce party Costume party Or even a Seance Any celebration could be more fun with a twist from Blue Moon Haunted History Tours. DK: hehehe Guiding Ray of [...]

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  • Excuse Me, My New Address is…

    Posted on February 2, 2011 by in isms

    Gigi: I really enjoy articlse …articles …Crap …articles that offer you 10 TOTALLY AMAZING WONDERFUL FABULOUS TIPS and then they turn out to be things like “spend less money than you earn.” No freaking duh. Guiding Ray of Sun: i find most magazines to provide just that type of content…Do you guys get the Company [...]

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  • Thing One: Creepy

    Posted on January 26, 2011 by in isms

    Guiding Ray of Sun: speaking of meetups, look what i found yesterday: http://bit.ly/gYqE4M Gigi: Thing one: creepy – Thing two: …what were you searching for that you “just happened” to come across this? Guiding Ray of Sun: ha ha ha ha ha. I was thinking about setting my next book in Manitou Springs because it’s [...]

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  • The Details You See Fit to Omit…

    Posted on January 14, 2011 by in isms

    GG: Someday when I am wealthy and working for myself (aka. lounging at home), I will have a reading room. DK: every room in my house is a reading room – especially the bathtub Guiding Ray of Sun: i think i’m too clumsy for bathtub reading – i will have a writing room DK: I [...]

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  • Michelle Obama & An Emu

    Posted on December 12, 2010 by in isms

    Sometimes I forget how much I miss Very Clever Friend. Not today, though. Today, missing. There are definite changes that the year-mark of service has brought me: better language skills, a more fluent understanding of daily life and culture, sturdy friendships, and my cheapo cell phone’s rubber keypad becoming dangerously pregnant-looking. Even my recurring dream [...]

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  • Do Not Eat the Tomato-Shaped Butter

    Posted on August 11, 2010 by in isms

    Me speaking as Roommate 1 eyes a giant pad of butter hungrily before our fancy swiss four-course dinner: “do not eat that. Wait for the bread. This is like taking a homeless person to dinner.” In a conversation about men: R1: well, not all of my friends have gotten desperate and married. You have not [...]

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  • Roommate #1 on Obesity

    Posted on June 27, 2010 by in isms

    “I can sort of sympathize with fat people, because I also like cheese.”

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  • A NOTE From Brief Roommate

    Posted on March 6, 2010 by in isms

    I had a chuckle when this appeared in my inbox. Perhaps you will as well. Things I am very excited about, in Gigi format: Thing 1: BIGGEST LOSER. THANK GOD IT IS BACK. Thing 2: HEARING ABOUT YOUR NON-HORRIFIC DATE Thing 3: CAPS LOCK. APPARENTLY. Thing 4: DOING THINGS THAT ARE NOT PAPERS. LIKE WRITING [...]

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  • The Excuse of God

    Posted on February 7, 2010 by in isms

    From Very Clever Friend: Not to offend the faithful among us, but one of Jen’s favorite phrases is “I’m here doing God’s work, so I feel like I’m covered.” Cute, right? Here are four examples of situations where she’s used this: 1.After her motorcycle sped ahead of mine at 80km/hr around a blind curve on [...]

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