And We Have Our First Winner!

Ah, the delights of posting on Craigslist. Here is one of the first emails I received (and if you need to refresh your memory on my post, please click here):

WOW! You are very prideful and sooo stuck on yourself…lol. You don’t need anyone when you have yourself…lol. You should be all the company you need…lol.

Dear Delightfully Charming and Also Obviously Attractive Man,

Well, I do love myself. And I would rather be single than date you…so, I guess, guilty as charged.

I do wonder what gave me away: that I like goofy pictures? Have traveled to every continent? Want a man that smiles in his pictures? Ah, probably that I don’t want to date drug addicts. Yes, a sure sign of pride.

Love,

Gigi

P.S. I love that picture of you in the cupid wings. You look like someone whose opinion should be taken very very seriously.